CASSIDY

THE MOST EMBARRASSING PICTURE OF ME BUT WHAT IS MY HAIR DOING
I FEEL LIKE A LION

ryenross:

me: hey i’m kinda good at this writing thing
*reads other people’s writing*
me: i am a literary potato

(via when-in-colorado)

ti3k:

neighbourly:

I think we’ve officially reached that annoying time in the year where it’s sweater weather in the morning, but by midday, if you wear a sweater, you die from heatstroke.

every year i wait for this post. it always comes right on time

Post not applicable in Florida

(Source: ididntasktobemade, via when-in-colorado)

jesuschristvevo:

i hate teachers who dont let u go to the bathroom because “too many people went already” like yea but none of those people were me and our bladders arent connected so just because they peed already doesnt mean i dont have to pee anymore

(via when-in-colorado)

1like1prayer:

when people spit on the ground

image

(via officialwhitegirls)

eggplont:

when someone you hate suddenly becomes nice to you

(via ruinedchildhood)

(Source: mareluna3001, via oldmanparty)

helloeriiiiic:

This is by far the most romantic one I’ve gotten :)

(via when-in-colorado)

quakerlol:

MATILDA IS THE IDEAL MOVIE AND HERE IS WHY

  • female protag
  • no love story cause shes a six yr old
  • bff is a small girl of color
  • bechdel test passed in like the first ten minutes
  • anti-bullying message
  • anti-abuse message
  • pro-learning message
  • this girl is so smart she can move things with her MIND
  • teaches kids that if ppl are toxic, even if they are family, then you don’t have to stay with them
  • so cute!!!!
  • great soundtrack
  • happiest ending
  • infinitely relatable

these are the facts people

(via when-in-colorado)

eatingisfab:

*Tips to be Hot*

  • bath with hot water
  • go to the beach 
  • stay outdoors in summer
  • go to sauna
  • drink hot water,chocolate etc.
  • eat hot foods 
  • And of course, go to hell

(via oldmanparty)

Yoooooo

subducting:

slenderlock:

"its not fair girls can wear pants and guys cant wear dresses" stfu yes you can. go to jc pennys. buy a cute dress. wear the dress. if anyone says you cant wear the dress. slay them.congratulations you are wearing a dress

the best part is that this argument is used by guys to try and prevent girls wearing trousers, but who is preventing men from wearing dresses? is it women? oh wait no it’s men and the patriarchy, fucking again.

(via busybeingbored)

neptunain:

what if you tried to call off of work and you are just like “im sick today” and your boss was like “i know dude you’re one of the sickest bros here” and you were like “no i mean it im ill” and your boss says “yeah you the illest” 

(via busybeingbored)